Travel with kids/ Forget about how you look

Really. I mean, sure, change out of your puke and poop-stained clothes when you can, but when traveling with a small child you are going to look like the living dead. Accept this. And who really cares? Have you ever in your life bumped into someone next to whom you sat on a plane in 1997? No! They go away, you go away, and the worst that can happen is some guy in Topeka occasionally wonders what happened to that frazzled lady who had really bad hair, small chocolate handprints on her boob and something green stuck between her front teeth